Why Oh Why? Camel Toe!

So camel toe is sexy, right? Its a question I ponder, Monday to Friday at around 5:20pm.

You see, there is a woman whom I pass most days on the walk home from work and I'm becoming all too familiar with the outline and shape of her vagina, particularly the dimensions of her bacon drapes! I think for the purpose of this blog we'll call this lady Kitty.

I know the connotations that come with the words 'camel toe'. Its generally frowned upon as a fashion faux pas and can be both amusing and embarassing for the spectator of such a debacle but I've come to the conclusion that Kitty has thrown social conditioning to the wind and wears her camel toe with pride.

I know it may seem a little odd that I'm talking about a strangers vagina, but I don't think this is a mistake, its a form of communication. She's presenting her hoo hoo for you and I to see. Free from inhibitions and embarasment, she is showing off her vagina's cleavage, or cleavag as I've so fondly named it!

Kitty's cleavag!

But, is Kitty's cleavag happy? I cant imagine that wearing an item of clothing so tight that it visibly tries to split you in two is very comfortable? Does it chafe? Does it bleed? Does it even exist, what if its been rubbed away? What if its a fake! Kitty's cleavag is a fraud!

Ok, sorry about that, but anyway my point is...why? The sick part of me thinks she gets kicks from the gusset of her tight jeans rubbing against her with each step she takes. Then the samaritan in me thinks maybe she has no money and can't afford new clothes that fit. The psychologist in me thinks she might be mentally ill? Maybe she's an exhibitionist and likes to go for a walk and count how many people look at her vagina lips through the fabric of her jeans? Maybe its her hobby?

Either way, I've decided I wont ever stop and ask her, nor will I be promoting camel toe as a fashion trend. I'll stick with my VPL but I do salute you, whoever you are, Kitty, camel toe-cleavag woman for making me question the stigma that is camel toe and the person behind it!

Yours Inquisitively

Crazy Fairy